Distractivision

Dear Friends,

The Hard Taco song for May is called, "Danny Devito." The music is based loosely on the Chopin sonata of the same name. If that doesn't entertain you enough, here are some games that might distract you from your job, just long enough to cause a major workplace accident.

WORD CLOUD PHRASE FIND

Instructions: This ghost is made out of the words from Hard Taco song titles. See if you can find and circle the following mash-ups.

Dance, Please, Big Bear Person

Big-calved Abominable One-legged Cranes

Rotisserie Cheese

Kid Rock

International wedding
Sea Life
Special American Troll

Indispensable Little Schneiderman

Grandfather Needs Diabetic Minstrel's Heart

Foolish Boy Feelings

One Wrong Part
Roughhousing Mama

Yer Love Man Saga

Ass Central
Hey, Dog

WORD FIND

THINGS THAT ALMOST RHYME WITH OBAMA

N I E S C I J T M P S D Y A B 

K D A N A U J I R A M H P L R 

B W A T A Y A I U A M A L L I 

C B C M G L M N P M J B N A T 

W I A F M A A A Z A H A A H I 

V R M H D A P O M B L W I F S 

K I E O A C H A K A S A G A H 

R W N P T M S U P L B K M F G 

I N Q J A A A M M A D F A E U 

A G M X V N I S B E I V D A I 

D O G M A P R O M I S E O N A 

C X V U L T I M O V R T N A N 

L W J O L W P U P C Z J N U A 

U I T P L I E C I F F O A G I 

T R Z S L N W W V C E C T I S 

Instructions: None of these words rhyme with the president's name. Can you find them anyway?
MADONNA
ALABAMA
SAUNA
VOMIT

ATOMIC

BAHAMAS
OFFICE

BRITISH GUIANA

DOGMA

IGUANA

IMPALA

KOALA

LAVA

ALLAH

MAMBA

MARIJUANA

MUHAMMAD

PAJAMAS

PAPA

PRIMA DONNA

PROMISE

SAGA

TIJUANA

CROSSWORD PUZZLE

ACROSS
3   ____ ground, to begin construction of a building
5   ____ down, to separate a chemical compound into its constituent molecules
7   Smash, split or divide
8   Act contrary to, as in a law
9   Fracture a bone of
10 ____ off, to stop suddenly
11 Overcome, as a cigarette habit
12 ____ down, to have a mental collapse

DOWN
1   A sudden dash, as toward something
2   An interruption of continuity
4   Don't do this to my heart
6   ____ into song
7   ____ in, to enter by force
8   Dump, with up with
9   ____ in, to initiate
10 ____ down, to become ineffective

With warmest regards,
Zach