The goal was to make something that could pass for a 60s French pop song. Unfortunately, our accents are the French equivalent of Dick van Dyke's Cockney accent in Mary Poppins.
If you can see past that part, the true dweebery of this song is that the lyrics are all acrostics, and other than in the chorus, they are acrostics of TV and movie characters. This is not just geeky... it has its own self-contained geekosystem.
This is easier to show then tell, so follow along with the pictures and enjoy/cringe!