Friday, September 1, 2023

There's Nothing That A Hundered Men on Mars Could Ever Do

Dear Friends,

The Hard Taco song for September is called, "Lost in the Mondegreen." A mondegreen is a mishearing or misinterpretation of a song lyric in a way that gives it new meaning. Here are illustrations of the song lyrics I most frequently get wrong. 


"Excuse me, walleyed discus guy."
"Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix


"There's a Batman Underoos."
"Bad Moon Rising" by Credence Clearwater Revival


"He's good and fat and tall, rolling Kennedy."
"Rolling In the Deep" by Adele


"Cause I'm just a Steam-age turd-backed baby."
"Teenage Dirtbag" by Weatus


"So let's set the world on fire, weakened worm rider, dentist's son."
"We Are Young" by fun.



"I rented nudes today, oh boy!"
"A Day In the Life" by the Beatles


"Drunken troll to Major Tom."
"Major Tom" by David Bowie


"I've got sunshine, and a Clown D-Day"
"My Girl" by the Four Tops


"A little bad harmonica in my life,"
"Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega



"Tommy's used to Wakanda dogs."
"Livin' On a Prayer" by Bon Jovi


What are your favorite mondegreens? Comment below. 

 

(Just kidding! Please keep them to yourself. I have no interest in community engagement.)

 

With warmest regards,

Zach