Fortress Party 2014 Retrospective, Part 3: The Bridge to Canada

Welcome to The Bridge to Canada. We found a video of someone driving each way across the Ambassador Bridge that connects Detroit and Windsor, and projected them from the outside of those onto the living room windows.

The bridge had a lane for cars, a lane for trucks, and a lane for Zambonis.

Naturally, Bullwinkle J. Moose worked at the Currency Exchange. 

Guests who weren't being frisked were invited to peruse the racks of Canadian souvenirs at the Duty Free Shop. 

This room proved attractive to Canadians, who tried to be friendly and agreeable to the rude American guests.  

For instance, if you have some Canadian money, you could buy Ryan Gosling's beard.

A giant Zed, and some Rush cassettes, labeled as, "A Complete Collection of Modern Popular Music." That said, the ambient music playing in the shop also included Bryan Adams.

A typical Canadian breakfast. 

Lightly-singed Vietnam-era draft cards.

Canadian men's formalwear... A Maple Leafs jersey with a necktie made out of a mink pelt. 

A list of the most popular Canadian baby names.