Fortress Party 2024 Retrospective

Dear Friends,

The Hard Taco song for January is called, "Steam Age Mutant Ninja Turtles." Enjoy both the song and accompanying video.

The song was created as a bit for a Fortress Party '24 room by the same name. Here is your annual Fortress Party Walk Through Video!

Here's the room-by-room recap:

• TED Talks
• Back to the Future / Fractured 1995
• National Treasure
• U.P. Yours
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Cecum
• The Dood Ranch
• Fake Moon Landing
• Steam Age Mutant Ninja Turtles 
• Wheel of Fortin'
• Where Did You Get Your Incan Done?

We had custom 30th Anniversary Shirts made this year, complete with a new logo and our catchphrase, "No nerds, please." Here are some shots of guests (and one random guy in Washington state) who wore their shirts the night of the party.

Finally, and unrelated to Fortress Party or Hard Taco, I'd like to close with a concise retrospective of the prior year. Here goes: 

2024 was a sad year for people who loved James Earls.

With warmest regards,

Zach