At the top of stairs to the second floor was a bingo spinner filled with red and white ping-pong balls. A sign asked guests to spin it three times. (This picture is actually a hand replacing on of the balls.)
If they had two ore more red balls, they would be directed to the left, to cross the River Styx into Hades. If they had two ore more white balls, their good deeds outweighed their sins, and the could proceed to the right into the Heaven-like Afterlife Jam.
I didn't save a complete list with all of the good and bad deeds, but here are are some examples.
Sample Red Balls:
Boring Pickleball Talk
My Dog Don't Like You
Toilet Seat Up
Calling Buddha Fat
No Turn Signals
Saying "Give 110%"
Gender Reveal Party
"Literally" meaning not
Karaoke Hog
Grammar Policing
Not Refilling Brita
Vaguebooking
Pen 'Borrowing'
Zone 3 Boarding With Zone 2
Writing in All Caps
Last Cookie Take
Peeing On Seat
Notes In Library Book
Seat Kicking
Posting Food Pics
Saying "Expresso"
Secret Santa Fraud
Singing Baby Shark
Being a Nerd No!!!!
Being Martin Short
Quoting Joe Rogan
Unicorn-icide
Saying "Totes"
Napkin Dabbing Pizza
Clickbait Sharing
Nerf Herding
Yeast-iality
Clamslaughter
Moving My Cheese
Slant Rhyming
Saying the "R" Word
Doing Much Crime
Wordle Spoiling
Covers Hogging
Loud Chewing
Movie Spoiling
Meme Spamming
Pizza Pineapple
Coffee Snobbery
Drink From Carton
Late Clinic Notes
Ignoring Pager
Loud Chewer
Dish Piling
Leave Seat Up
Reply All Email
Double Dipping
Comic Sans Using
Milk Before Cereal
Movie Talking
Too Much Cilantro
TP On Backwards
Leaving Lights On
Too Much Cologne
Sample white balls:
Sharing tacos
Kindess Spree
Pun Master
Complimenting Chef
Penny Seats Donor
Brings Brownies
Places Bugs Outside
Resurrecting the Dodo
Fortress Cleaner Upper
Gives Up Bus Seat
Replacing Cheese
Decent Hygeine
Cute Accent
Funky Socks
Cop Hugging
Cheering Up Pluto
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