Sunday, December 31, 2023

Fortress Party 2023 - Afterlife Jam

It turns out, four of the five people you meet in Heaven are the Golden Girls. 


After that, it's basically a big karaoke party where only dead musicians are allowed to perform. 








If you look at the walls when the videos pan across the audience, you will not images of many of these dead musicians on the wall, along with a song quote that explains their situation. For example: 

"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. (I was a cadaveric donor.)"

- George Michael, Wham

Well, the years start coming and... eventually they stop coming. 

- Steve Harwell, Smashmouth


Here is a list of recommended singers for karaoke performances. People did a pretty good job sticking to this until about midnight, and then it devolved in the usual mess of The Killers, Fallout Boy, and Avril Lavigne. What can you do?

A

AC/DC (Bon Scott era)

Alice in Chains

The Allman Brothers

Louis Armstrong


B

The Beastie boys

Tony Bennett

The Bee Gees

Blind Melon
The Blues Brothers

Boston

David Bowie

Jimmy Buffett

James Brown

The Byrds


C

The Carpenters

Johnny Cash

Ray Charles

The Clash

The Cranberries

Crosby Stills and Nash 


D

The Doors

E

The Eagles (Glen Frey)


F

Ella Fitzgerald
Aretha Franklin


G

Marvin Gaye

The Grateful Dead


H

George Harrison
Jimi Hendrix

Billie Holiday

Buddy Holly

Whitney Houston

I

INXS


J

Michael Jackson

Jefferson Airplane/Starship 

Janis Joplin

L

John Lennon

Linkin Park

Lynyrd Skynyrd


M

The Mamas and the Papas

Bob Marley

Curtis Mayfield

George Michael

The Monkees

Motorhead


N

Nirvana

Notorious B.I.G.



O

Sinead O’Connor
Roy Orbison


P

Tom Petty
The Pogues

The Pointer Sisters

Elvis Presley

Prince

John Prine


Q

Queen


R

The Ramones
Otis Redding
Lou Reed

Kenny Rogers

The Ronettes


S

Selena
The Sex Pistols

Tupac Shakur

Frank Sinatra
Smashmouth

Dusty Springfield

Soundgarden

Sublime

Stone Temple Pilots

Donna Summer

W

Barry White

Amy Winehouse

Z

Frank Zappa







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